"Traitor, you are so old, why are you still hiding in the mountains? Hurry down and go and harm your sister! Don't come back unless you give birth to ten big fat boys!""Junior brother, sister misses you so much, come and hug me... Oh, why are you covering it up? I saw it when I was a child!""Junior
“It’s okay to fall in love; however, growing up in a single-parent family, I have no interest in marriage.”“Damn! I’ve already said that I’m not getting married, why are you still taking this so seriously?”“I’m sorry, last night I was drunk.”