What to Do When You're Too Good at Basketball

“Why do you play basketball?”“Actually, my goal was to become a coach, but it seems I don't have the talent to be a coach, so I can only choose to play in the NBA.”“Some people say you're a soft center, only shooting from the outside.”“Which guy who lost to me said that? Sounds like a fat guy, tell him, without me he'll never win a championship.”“Why did you skip college and go straight to the NBA?”“If there was even one university in America willing to give me a full basketball scholarship, I wouldn't have become the greatest shooter in history so quickly.”Weak summary, let's just leave it at that, a basketball story starting from the mid-90s.