Trash Skills, Supreme Achievement in the Ninja World

Transmigrating to the Naruto world, becoming a member of the Uchiha clan, and with only one or two years left until the Third Great Ninja War begins, I'm really panicked.At a crucial moment, the golden finger appears, drawing a character and gaining a random skill from that character, so wouldn't that mean…"The shoulder-roll defense of Boxer Mayweather, the cross-arm lock of the Fish Feast, the Lightning Five-Consecutive-Blows of Master Ma, the Kung Fu-Dao of Jack Ma…What kind of trash skills are these?"