The Immortal Grass Escaping the Mausoleum of the First Emperor

I, an immortal grass, was reborn against my will. Before me were small, dying lives, and my heart ached. I plucked two strands of grass, and bid them swallow it. Instantly, their ancestral bloodlines were restored, transforming them into ancient creatures, extending their lifespan by two hundred thousand years.The prehistoric dragon race suffered a plague, and the mighty elders knelt before me, begging me to bestow them with sacred liquid, to save the dragon race from peril. I could not bear it. I took the bottle behind the tree, spat a mouthful of saliva into it, added some bathwater, and stirred it. The elder shed tears, drank my saliva, and instantly broke through their bottleneck.He even brought my saliva back, saving countless dinosaurs.The ancient Immortal Qin Emperor, his lifespan nearing its end, also knelt before me, weeping. My heart softened, so I had to spit a wad of phlegm into his mouth...