Starting Cthulhu as a Priest

“I, why am I a god?”“Before discussing this question, I want to confess my sins.”On the high platform, An Le, dressed in a black robe, spoke loudly.“First, I am the one who committed the sin of gluttony.”“Because of the hunger in my stomach, I seized His body as food.”“Next, I am the one who committed the sin of sloth.”“I recruited believers extensively, gave them blessings, and provided them with the opportunity to discover the meaning of life from work.”“Then, I am the one who committed the sin of lust.”“Seeing the beautiful appearance of the nuns given by the gods, so…”“I, who committed the sin of envy…”“I, who committed the sin of pride…”“I, who committed the sin of wrath…”“Finally, I am the one who committed the sin of greed.”“Because there is no end…”