Shocked And Shocked, The Great Stupid Lord Has Started To Go Crazy Again

Emperor Chongzhen, who suffered a disastrous defeat both inside and outside of January 1642? Why don't you hurry up and leave?So, he came up with a series of tricks!Private visits in humble attire, great love for the harem, deceiving courtiers, promoting corrupt generals, appointing eunuchs, posthumously awarding titles such as Yuan Chonghuan, beating chicken blood and painting pancakes every day, fiercely burying the Qing army, pushing favor orders to turn the royal family into elite soldiers, imprisoning Zheng Zhilong, seizing customs taxes, deceiving Shanxi merchants, beheading the national father-in-law, enmiting 99 empresses, and transporting opium to the enemyLi Zicheng said, "Your Majesty is wise, and I dare not offend any more. I request to be included." Huang Taiji said, "After fifteen years of silence, one cry will soar to the sky. I beg Brother Chongzhen to let go."Tokugawa Shogunate: "Why are the soldiers of Emperor Chongzhen so brutal? Please be conferred with the title!"European kings: "Oh no, the Yellow Peril is here again. Ah ah ah. Help!"