Put A Stool In Front Of The Grave And Eat The Wrong Melon, Give Him A Backhand Bite

[No CP+Metaphysics+Spirituality+Cool Text+Relaxation+Playing Pig and Eating Tiger]Jiangnan Shu, the only child of Changqing Temple, came down the mountain to make a living after the college entrance examination. She was penniless and found that the funeral home was recruiting night watchmen for 81 nights, with the only requirement being that her handwriting was strong enough.Jiangnan Shugao raised her hand and volunteered, me, me!Even if the corpse fakes and runs away in the middle of the night, Jiangnan Shu said she can hold it down and carry it back!One week later.Jiangnan Shu became the confidant of many deceased souls in the funeral home.Half a month later.She successfully infiltrated the neighboring cemetery circle and sat in rows with the little cuties sleeping here every night, eating melons.Later on——"Have you heard that the niece of the third aunt's house, the sister-in-law of the neighboring old Wang, fell ill and hired a fake Taoist to be deceived by 38000 yuan?""Find Sister Nan Shu, no 38 thousand, no 18 thousand, only 99 eight! 99 eight, you can't buy at a loss, you can't buy into a trap!""Ninety nine eight, give you a happy and fulfilling home!"Party involved: "..."Who wrote this shameful advertising slogan???Gradually, the news spread in the capital: there was a mysterious master, whose gender was unknown, age was unknown, and his skills were extremely high. He loved to eat melons, was stingy and greedy, and casually pinched ghosts and people, which was truly shameful and shameless!