“If you intended to die anyway, don't die quietly like a pussy! Go out in a ing blaze of glory!”That was the statement that changed my world forever.I was a loser in life. I died and got reincarnated into a Revenant. Revenants were people who defended the living from the dead. In exchange for a sec
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Chapter 1: So, this is how I die.
Chapter 2: Treat it like a game.
Chapter 3: Run you fat bastard!
Chapter 4: Eat lead zombie.
Chapter 5: I really am no hero.
Chapter 6: Chivalry is dead, miss.
Chapter 7: Why do I have to kiss you?
Chapter 8: Decide now or I will kill you.
Chapter 9: I will become a Revenant.
Chapter 10: Welcome aboard, Isabella.
Chapter 11: So you like smelly armpits then?
Chapter 12: Yeah, fuck you Chuckie!
Chapter 13: Let’s do it.
Chapter 14: How evil Mrs. Code.
Chapter 15: I am no demon.
Chapter 16: Then come with me.
Chapter 17: Who the hell is Alfonso?
Chapter 18: Let’s put that to the test.
Chapter 19: About time.
Chapter 20: Follow me or die!
Chapter 21: Well done.
Chapter 22: Holy shit!
Chapter 23: Thanks Bigfoot.
Chapter 24: Sup Red.
Chapter 25: I need a way in.
Chapter 26: Ride the gorilla.
Chapter 27: Only when you’re dead.
Chapter 28: Just stay in that pose.
Chapter 29: Follow me to Victory.
Chapter 30: Rage of the Formless!
Chapter 31: I need souls! Now!
Chapter 32: What’s a hundred more?
Chapter 33: A Revenant.
Chapter 34: I will be the one to surpass you.
Chapter 35: They are my allies nothing more.
Chapter 36: I will miss you all.
Chapter 37: I am back.
Chapter 38: You are annoying, go away.
Chapter 39: From today on your mine
Chapter 40: I AM FUCKING RICH
Chapter 41: I... I am not in it.
Chapter 42: I just need to kill them all.
Chapter 43: We can do that?
Chapter 44: The sound of freedom.
Chapter 45: Give me your blood.
Chapter 46: Thanks for everything dad.
Chapter 47: I couldn’t do it.
Chapter 48: I lost 33 lbs in one night.
Chapter 49: Time to go to war.
Chapter 50 - 1000 souls a bullet?
Novel Introduction
“If you intended to die anyway, don't die quietly like a pussy! Go out in a ing blaze of glory!”That was the statement that changed my world forever.I was a loser in life. I died and got reincarnated into a Revenant. Revenants were people who defended the living from the dead. In exchange for a second life, they had one task and were blessed with one cheat ability.The task? To kick as much zombie ass as possible.Unfortunately, my cheat just made me “Rewind”. It didn't give me super strength, speed or the ability to fly. Hell, it didn't even give me a way to fight!Without any way to kill zombies, I nearly died on my first day on the job! Back then I remember crying and puking all over the place like a little bitch.But while I started out like a little bitch, I didn't stay one.Dying full of regrets changed me you see. So much so that I made a promise.I refused to repeat my mistakes when I was human. Reborn as a Revenant, I will never bow down to anyone ever again.Unfortunately, these Revenant bastards were old school. Like they hacked zombies with swords and all that crap old school. As a man born in the USA, I saw no reason why I needed to follow their outdated way of thinking.The modern world had the superpower of gun powder and lead. So instead of swords, I came after every zombie I saw with guns. Like countries in the middle east, I proceeded to blow the mother ers to kingdom come.And surprisingly because of “Rewind”, I found out I could never run out of ammunition.$200 for each kill. Hefty bonus for each area of hell liberated.What scared normal people less suddenly allowed me to earn millions every day. The richer I got the more “Freedom” I could unleash! Mortars, tank, air strikes to even nukes. Backed by modern science and technology, I slowly but surely drove the undead back.Along the way, I met and saved seven heavenly beauties. And all of them fell in love with me.They were a little obsessive, scratch that, they were all ing insane. My precious harem was comprised of nothing but Yanderes in every sense of the word. Still, I would willingly burn the entire world for just one of them.For when I called, only my battle harem answered.And that was even before I learned of another secret.Exchanging bodily fluids with my girls gave me their cheats. Suddenly, in contrast to every Revenant in the world who only had one, I alone wielded eight. One from each girl plus my own.And so unfolded my 2nd life.Which eventually became my legend.Who am I you ask?I was born as John Smith.But these days not even my girls use that name.Both on Earth and in Hell everyone else just calls me Limitless.And I am the Strongest Revenant.