Laughing Cultivator: I Walk Horizontally In The City

Cultivation cannot be separated from the land of wealth, couples, and Dharma. What should I teach you? How about teaching you how to face each other? "Stop!" Then Zhang Zhantian said, "You go to the street and try it out. Nowadays, women, if you don't vigorously wipe them with a steel wire ball a few times and then clean them with clean water, if you can see their true faces, I'll lose. Besides, what you see may also be works carved by doctors with knives!"! Third Brother continued, "Why don't we teach you how to rob a tomb?"? Zhang Zhantian struck again and said, "Do you know what we did before burying people on Earth now?"? Even if a dead person has a steel coin on their body, the crematorium staff will take it out and put it in their own pockets. If you make money from this, you won't starve to death! San Ge said directly, "Then I will teach you traditional Chinese medicine?"? Zhang Zhantian pouted and said, "You can take it down. As long as you have money, even if you have a headache or fever, you can pay a thousand yuan. As long as you stop there in the hospital, the machine can shine on your bones. For any disease or condition, if you have a headache or fever, you can directly pay more than ten yuan for the medicine. The medicine will cure you, and you will no longer have a headache or an appetite. It's delicious to eat!"! Third Brother didn't lose heart and said, "How about teaching you the formation?"? Zhang Zhantian was even more depressed and said, "The whole world is planned now. If you put things here and there on the road, they will be taken by the city management as soon as they are ready. It will definitely make you very clear.".... Oh, it's too difficult. I'll imprint all the techniques, formations, talismans, alchemy, traditional Chinese medicine, and so on in your mind. You can see for yourself, what if you can use them.