I Triggered the Hidden Plot Again

First of all, it must be said that the protagonist of this book doesn't have any 'golden finger' – except for the fact that he's the protagonist.Secondly, it needs to be explained that this is an invincible novel (meaning the protagonist is invincible).This book tells the story of the protagonist frantically triggering various hidden plots.The following is the protagonist's monologue:“Underneath every cliff, there's a package of oil paper containing a martial arts master waiting for me to touch the corpse and pick up the secret manuals.In every used goods market, there's an ancient treasure/dust-covered artifact waiting for me to open it and pick up the loot, dripping blood to recognize the owner.Every trip is the beginning of an adventure, every encounter is a coincidence of fate.Going to the toilet also has to 'pose' and slap faces, eating a late-night snack can also save the world.I'm not the sun, but the whole Earth has to revolve around me.I am Long Aotian, I am Qiu Zhenwan,...”