A Funny School That Prioritizes Novelty

[Youth+Campus+Laughter+Wisdom Battle+Joyful Enemies+Healing Department]This sentence is like opening the first chapter of a absurd comedyThe awkward scene that I feared unfolded with a loud bang. That guy approached silently, but I pretended to sleep like a clumsy actor. It seems like a comical demon appears to awaken the dozing reality escapist - me. My mind suddenly played Shostakovich's Symphony No. 11, which fits my current situation so well, as if telling the story of a person who is chased by demons and finally declares the end of the world in despair. Even with my eyes tightly closed, I can still feel the eager gaze and unique aura of the demon next to me. So, as the "slave" in this farce, how should I break through the fourth wall and make the audience laugh?In order to avoid a catastrophic turning point, my brain was running at an overclocking speed, and finally a brilliant idea flashed through my mind.The answer is... the tactic of pretending to be dead to the end. I hope this trick can help me escape a disaster. If the other party is a gentle and lovely girl, she may say, "Oh, my goodness.",It's so cruel to wake you up when you sleep so soundly. Let's spare you today Or the mischievous way of saying, "If I don't wake up again, I'll have to kiss you. Jimmi!"